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[Satire] Church Handbook Updated: Stop Asking Difficult Questions

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By Mason

 A recent update to the Church’s global handbook introduced new guidance on how members should approach difficult religious and historical questions. The revision, released without a formal announcement, blends pastoral reassurance with a caution against what it calls “unproductive or destabilizing inquiry.*”

*Refer to the 14 Fundamentals and Stand Forever for further guidance 



The new section opens with familiar spiritual language. “God loves His children and desires their peace,” the handbook states. “Sincere seekers will find comfort through faith, study, and personal revelation.” Immediately afterward, the update shifts toward a more restrictive tone. Members are advised to avoid “sources or discussions that may complicate testimony unnecessarily” and to refrain from pursuing “lines of questioning that disrupt faith-promoting environments.”

Sources close to the handbook committee say the change reflects ongoing concerns about the volume of historical and doctrinal material circulating online. Leaders have reportedly expressed frustration that difficult questions often arise from members encountering conflicting accounts of early church events or past statements from leaders.

Training materials distributed to bishops and stake presidents support this interpretation. A short instructional video encourages local leaders to respond to challenging questions with what it calls “pastoral clarity.” The recommended approach involves redirecting conversations toward Christ-centered teachings, emphasizing emotional reassurance, and encouraging members to focus on “core truths” rather than “secondary issues.”

The update does not specify which topics fall under the category of “disruptive” or “unsettling,” though experts in Mormon studies note that the phrasing resembles language used in past efforts to discourage exploration of controversial doctrinal or historical claims. “They’re not naming specific problems,” one observer said, “but the subtext is clear. The institution is signaling where it’s comfortable engaging and where it isn’t.”

Reactions among members appear mixed. Some have welcomed the reminder to prioritize spiritual foundations during times of uncertainty. Others worry that the guidance discourages honest inquiry. Several commentators pointed out that the church has spent recent years emphasizing transparency, including the publication of Gospel Topics Essays addressing polygamy, translation methods, and other sensitive issues.

Critics say the new handbook section complicates that effort. “You can’t invite people to explore their faith more deeply while also warning them not to explore too deeply,” one former bishop said. “This kind of language sends a conflicting message.”

Church officials have not released a statement clarifying the intent behind the update. For now, the revision stands as written, balancing reassurance with restraint. It affirms God’s love for members while urging them to keep their inquiries within boundaries that leadership considers faith-supporting.

As questions continue to circulate online, the new guidance suggests the institution is attempting to manage both pastoral care and narrative control. Whether members view the update as helpful counsel or a step backward remains to be seen.

Note: Shorty after we published this article the LDS church published changed to its general handbook with guidance on how to properly use Artificial Intelligence which were added to he handbook on December 16th 2025
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