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Challenging the Claim: Are Book of Mormon Naming Patterns Evidence of Ancient Origin?

     In his chapter “Hebraisms and Other Ancient Peculiarities in the Book of Mormon,” published in Echoes and Evidences of the Book of Mormon  ( affiliate link) , Donald W. Parry suggests that the Book of Mormon reflects ancient Semitic origins through the way names are used in the text. He highlights three main points: the absence of surnames, the lack of names beginning with the letter F, and the complete avoidance of the letters q, x, and w in all 337 proper names in the Book of Mormon. He argues that these features mirror patterns found in the Bible and that it would be unlikely for Joseph Smith to have replicated them by chance.      This claim sounds convincing on the surface, but it falls apart under closer examination. These patterns are better explained as a result of Joseph Smith’s efforts to match the tone, structure, and language of the King James Bible.       The Bible served as Joseph Smith’s template. The King Jam...

The History of Joseph Smith By His Mother

     Written by Lucy Mack Smith and first published in 1853, The History of Joseph Smith By His Mother , is one of the earliest records about Joseph Smith’s life. As his mother, Lucy offers a personal view of his upbringing, the Smith family’s struggles, and the events leading up to the founding of the Church. The History of Joseph Smith By His Mother (Amazon affiliate link)      I recommend the edition that is labeled as the complete and unabridged 1853 first edition . Later versions were edited and don’t include everything she originally wrote.      It’s not a polished history. It reads more like a collection of memories. That makes it valuable in that Joseph's story is told a bit different than how the church often tells it. Lucy talks about Joseph’s childhood illnesses, the family's money troubles, and their spiritual beliefs. Including vivid accounts of visions held by both herself and her husband.   ...

The God Delusion

        Richard Dawkins’ The God Delusion challenges belief in a supernatural creator. The book argues that the idea of God is not only unsupported by evidence but is also unnecessary. Dawkins lays out a scientific and philosophical case for atheism and calls for a shift toward reason, evidence, and open skepticism. And while his tone can admittedly be a bit condescending toward theists at times, it can be an incredibly eye-opening book to read. The God Delusion (Amazon affiliate link) The Central Claim      Dawkins begins by defining what he calls the “God Hypothesis.” This is the belief in a supernatural being who created the universe and continues to intervene in it. He argues that this is a scientific claim because it makes testable assertions about how the universe works. Dawkins maintains that the hypothesis is extremely improbable and that natural explanations are more plausible. The book also addresses several traditiona...

American Zion: The Literary World Surrounding the Book of Mormon

     The Book of Mormon presents America as a chosen land which was set apart, protected, and central to God’s plans. From the opening chapters, the narrative places its events on a continent prepared by God for righteous people. Lehi, the founding patriarch, is told that his family is being led to a "promised land" where those who serve God will prosper and those who rebel will perish.      This idea repeats throughout the book. America is portrayed as a land of liberty and divine inheritance, meant to be free from kings and preserved for the sake of righteousness. This connection between sacred land and sacred purpose wasn’t unique to the Book of Mormon. It reflected a broader pattern in early American thinking, where many saw their national story through a biblical lens. The book,  American Zion by Eran Shalev   (affiliate link) looks at the strong influence of the Old Testament on early American thought. From the Revolution to the Civil War,...

Post-Mormonism: Rebuilding your Worldview

You were living in a bubble. Your entire community was Mormon. Your parents were Mormon. Your siblings were Mormon. Good chance, most of your friends were Mormon. Most of the social ties you had in your life were Mormon. You were in a Mormon bubble. Waking up one day and deciding to pop that bubble is absolutely terrifying . You are threatening almost every aspect of your life. Your mind was probably racing with doubts.   There are people who wake up dreading the moment they have to tell their spouse they don't believe Joseph Smith was a prophet, because they know it might lead to a divorce. There are people who get outcast from their entire group of friends. People who are no longer invited to family functions. Nothing else in their life has changed, except for the fact that they don't believe in the church. And the worst part? You dont know if you're going to be one of those people until you do it. But its not just social ties that might be damaged.  Your en...

The Church and The World

Humans crave belonging. We find comfort in groups that validate our identity, beliefs, and experiences. But with that comfort comes a downside: we start dividing the world into "us" and "them." Psychologists call this in-group/out-group bias, and it shows up almost everywhere, from sports teams and political parties to nations and religions.  In religious communities, this bias carries a moral weight. It’s not just “us vs. them.” It becomes “righteous vs. deceived.” This tribal thinking isn’t just about social division. It often leads to thinking errors that distort how people view others, and even themselves. Here are a few examples that show up regularly in religious in-groups: 1. “They left the church because they were offended.” Thinking error: Attribution bias When someone leaves a faith, members of the group often assume it’s due to a personal flaw such as pride, sin, or laziness. Rarely is it assumed that the person had good reasons or honest dou...

Why Critics Should Stop Debating Mormon Theology

     For nearly two centuries, critics of Mormonism have engaged in debate after debate about its doctrines. Is God a man of flesh and bone? Are there many gods? Did Jesus and Satan really start as spiritual brothers? Is there still need for prophets?   Doctrinal rebuttals almost never land , because Mormon theology is internally coherent (so long as you accept its starting assumptions). And because of that, critics would be far more effective if they stopped trying to disprove Mormon beliefs and instead turned their attention to the foundation on which all of those beliefs rest: The Book of Mormon.

[Satire] General Conference Attendance Hits All-Time High After Rumors of Free Costco Samples at the Conference Center are Confirmed to be True

SALT LAKE CITY — General Conference attendance skyrocketed to record-breaking levels this weekend after rumors spread that free Costco samples would be available in the Conference Center following the Saturday afternoon session. Church officials were reportedly "shocked and delighted" to see every seat filled, with lines wrapping around Temple Square an hour before the session even began. "It was truly inspiring," said Elder James Crawford. "The Spirit was palpable. I haven’t seen this many people at Conference since President Hinckley’s funeral, and even that didn’t have this level of enthusiasm." The rumors began earlier in the week after an ambiguous post on the official church website mentioned "refreshments to follow." Speculation spread rapidly on social media, with one user posting, "If it’s Costco samples, I’m driving up from Arizona." Another added, "If they’ve got those mini quiches and the chicken bakes, I’m ...

[Satire] LDS Church Declares Windsor Versamatic the Official Vacuum of the Restoration

SALT LAKE CITY — The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints has formally entered into an exclusive partnership with Windsor Kärcher Group, designating the Windsor Versamatic as the official vacuum cleaner for all Church facilities, including chapels, temples, and administrative buildings. “For decades, the Windsor Versamatic has been trusted by ward volunteers,” said Elder Craig L. Nielsen of the Church Facilities Department. “This decision reflects our commitment to maintaining a clean and reverent environment in every building where members gather.” The Windsor Versamatic, known for its commercial-grade performance and exceptional durability, is a dual-motor upright vacuum available in 14-inch and 18-inch models. It features a 1.6 HP vacuum motor and a separate 1.1 HP brush motor, allowing simultaneous suction and agitation for deep cleaning across high-traffic carpeted areas. The machine includes a three-stage filtration system, including a top-fill filter bag, moto...

[Satire] Local Ex-Mormon Suprised by Lack of Reaction After Leaving the Church

PROVO, UT — After officially resigning from The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, local resident Jared Simmons expected a significant shift in his relationships. Instead, he was surprised to find that most of his friends seemed largely indifferent to the news. Simmons, 32, had spent months mentally preparing for the fallout. “I assumed there would be some tough conversations, maybe even a few strained relationships,” he said. “I was prepared to lose some friends over this.” However, the reaction was far more muted than expected. When he told his close friend Josh about his decision, the response was underwhelming. “He just said, ‘Oh, okay,’ and moved on,” Simmons said. “I thought he’d want to know more, or at least ask why.” Simmons shared similar experiences with other friends. “I told a friend I’d officially left the Church, and she just said, ‘That makes sense,’ and kept talking about her weekend plans,” he said. “It felt like they barely registered what I was...
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